The Return of Fingerbang – “Band in China” – s23e02 – South Park

The Return of Fingerbang – “Band in China” – s23e02 – South Park


I can’t do it any more,
you guys. I can’t even think
with the Chinese government censoring
everything I write. So there’s not gonna be
a biopic movie for us? It’s so wrong,
you know? I mean, we live in a time
where the only movies that us American kids go see are ones that are
approved by China. Yeah, it’s like China
is the new MPAA. Stinks to say goodbye to all
that biopic money and glory. We just got to face it. A death metal band is never
gonna make real money anymore. The only band that would get
approved by China would be
all vanilla and cheesy. I’m going to have to live on
that [bleep] farm forever. Kyle! Dude, you’re back! Yeah, the migrant detention camp
was cool but it kind of rubbed Kyle
the wrong way. Anything happen
while we were gone? Not really, we just almost had a
biopic made for our band but — Wait a minute…
Wait. Vanilla and cheesy. I’ve got it!
I’ve got it! [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪ Bang, bang ♪ ♪ Bang, bang ♪ ♪ Fingerbang, bang ♪ ♪ Bang, bang, bang ♪ ♪ I’m gonna fingerbang bang you
into my life ♪ ♪ Girl, you like to fingerbang
and it’s alright ♪ ♪ ‘Cause I’m the king of
fingerbang, let’s not fight ♪ Cut. Cut!
Cut! This is all wrong! No, it’s good, kids.
They’re loving it. Yeah, but I can’t sell my soul
like this. I want to get away from that
farm. more than anything. But it’s not worth living in
a world where China controls my country’s art. [ Speaks Mandarin ] I don’t care
how many people you have. I’ve got something in me
that just won’t let me be a part
of all this. Yeah. Whatever it is,
I’ve got it too! All: Yeah! I want to be proud
of who we are, guys. And anybody who would
betray their ideals just to make money in China
isn’t worth a lick of spit.

100 thoughts on “The Return of Fingerbang – “Band in China” – s23e02 – South Park

  1. I am mexican, so i really dont care nor believe i have seen any chinese interference in media as you presume, this sounds more like simple nationalist pre election propaganda, i have read many chinese light novels that portray korea and usa as evil, japanese portray chinese as evil, aanddd now im seeing this ,… being honest, give yourself a break and dont involve in this dumb propaganda, it just spreads hate without any reason whatsoever.

  2. Xi Jinping: "Kneel down and gobble my balls, or you can't do business in China."
    American CEOs: "Alright. Just don't get any in my eye."

  3. This is a brilliant episode. In the beginning of the episode, it shows that Stan, Butters and Jimmy all had an amazing talent for death metal. Then to be China-friendly, they switched to crappy boy band pop.

  4. China: Good thing we already censor youtube because we like to manipulate how our citizens think and do because we are a very insecure government.

  5. "And anybody who would betray their ideals just to make money in China, isn't worth a lick of spit!"

    Are you listening, Lebron?

  6. wooow, just woow even I if understand it is some kind of power struggle… between super powers (MOney) I still scream : Go Go China! BAN mine Huaweii device!
    Close mine aliexpress account!
    Forbid me buy Xiaomi scotter!
    I want to be punish together with my 北京天堂和平廣場 dead fellows!

  7. 搞不懂为什么南韩人会恨中国?白人拍的片子除了FOX, 底下评论的大多数都是亚洲人。。。(台湾香港韩国越南印尼。。。)只能说亚洲是正宗的内斗洲。这东西在中国国内也就一笔带过,放YT我的天,评论的人个个都高潮到喷淫水。。。NB,要不要来个比赛看谁潮吹时间最长最远?不过不得不佩服炒作能力。

  8. South Park used to be subtle in their political jabs but not this time and frankly, I'm with them on this. Why BE subtle about this issue? China's government is a fucking shitshow and they DESERVE this scrutiny right in their collective asses.

  9. Good job ! Proud of you . I still remember the song in 60 s or 70 s, the US kid after high school standing at three thinking what he is going to do, and he wants to be president. That’s the sprit. Let’s not change that American spirit !

  10. Ni hao mah, slip carefully on execution machine to fuck the duck until exploded in hand grenades face. walk carefully, little grass is dreaming of cunt examination in deformed man toilet. Spread to fuck the fruit and see erection in progress explosion. Take notice of safe, the slippery are very crafty. I like your smile but unlike you put your shoes on my face.

    Golden day for you grilled sexual harassment.

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