Will Sex Sell? Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball – Episode 265

Will Sex Sell? Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball – Episode 265


#Intro Music Hey all you out there in the “interwebs”, welcome back to the Moral Gamer Show. This is the Moral Gamer We’re going to answer that question… WILL SEX SELL IT? We want to know if sex is enough to sell Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball Is sex enough to sell this game? Or does it have its own merits? Lets find out This is an extremely Japanese game Of course, it’s in the Dead or Alive vein Team Ninja took all of the female characters then added Lisa They needed 1 more to round out the group They said, “hey, let’s stick these girls all on an island” “with the pervert Zach” “and have them play VOLLEYBALL!” Then strip them down to the bare minimum clothing without calling it “porn” It’s “volleyball” That’s what we’re going to do Well…. This is what you get Control wise, volleyball is…. Very broken… Volleyball is broken because you only hit the A-Button to perform all moves Unlike Kings of the Beach,Outlaw Volleyball and other titles where you feel like you’re in control of your character Your character doesn’t randomly perform moves There’s several times that I’ve had my character spike the ball when I didn’t perform any button presses What’s going on here? That’s very frustrating I really wish they didn’t do this. Diving further into the game This game fails to play like a volleyball game Your partner either sits there like a bump on a log and doesn’t help you Or when they do help you, they get in your way. MAKE UP YOUR MIND!! Adding confusion, why is it I can control my partner with the right-stick while I control myself with the left-stick Why is Tecmo doing this to me? I don’t want to control my partner with the right-stick. URGH! Volleyball is Broken Now let’s rub salt in the wound There’s this Japanese culture aspect that doesn’t translate well into American culture You have to get all the other female characters to “like” you You do this through giving them presents But they have to like the presents If they don’t like the presents, they’ll just throw them out and hate you. If the girls on the island hate you, You can’t get a partner to play volleyball They’re very polite about it… “Sorry, Ilike don’t want to play with you today” Relationship balancing is frustrating I just want to play volleyball, this is not as much fun as you’d think If you totally blow it… You’re stuck playing the hopping game at the pool Yup! Hopping game. Have fun with it. Hopping game is an easy way to make money so you can afford to get presents to make friends… I guess There’s also a casino with Roulette, Poker, and other stuff I found the gambling to be slanted toward the casino. I always lost I lost, despite making the statistically best decisions I got sick of it Gamer’s standpoint… If you are a Horny teenage boy with perverted tendencies This is something you’ll want But, the game is broken If you removed the girls and just put all guys in there Just… just put all guys in there for argument’s sake No one would’ve played this game. No one would’ve played this game if the game was all male characters because the game itself is broken It is… Shovel of Shame worthy That’s right, a Dead or Alive game (not a true Dead or Alive game) is getting a Shovel of Shame This game is utter crap I got it, I’m probably going to hell for playing it but I’m warning you Skip it! Morally speaking You have hyper-sexualized women Everything about this game is to sexualize the women But, in addition to the volleyball You have gambling Between the sexualization and gambling Just add violence for the great trio. Heck, add alcohol Seriously, just Sexualization and Gambling in this game Hey, this is Moral Gamer I want to hear your thoughts What do you think about this game? Remember to comment below. Also, Like, Subscribe, and Share We look forward to seeing you next time with a better game #Outro Music

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